If we promise to be good can we see your boobs?
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June 2013
425 posts
So let me get this straight:
People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad
yet
no one
sees
a
problem
with
these ones?
I just wanted to say, you are sexy, clothed or not, you are never slutty, but always erotic whether or not you mean to. Very nice to see you and your body however you decide to allow us to, so thank you for that.
that’s riGHT U FUCKERS BOW 2 ME
(ps thank)
I just don't trust people who say they don't masturbate
You should do a masturbation video
¡lol no!
you want chips? i give you chips and i will fuck your butt....
ok well no thanks
haha jk have sex with me
someone should give me a foot massage and a back massage and stuff ok
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
If you don’t like fat people then you should probably unfollow me.
okay no I’m gonna finish watching Monk
(at least it’s not as depressing as Dexter)
MUSIC ASKS these are actually really fucking hard for me but why not.
- 1: A song you like with a color in the title
- 2: A song you like with a number in the title
- 3: A song that reminds you of summertime
- 4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
- 5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
- 6: A song that makes you want to dance
- 7: A song to drive to
- 8: A song about drugs or alcohol
- 9: A song that makes you happy
- 10: A song that makes you sad
- 11: A song that you never get tired of
- 12: A song from your preteen years
- 13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
- 14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
- 15: A song that is a cover by another artist
- 16: One of your favorite classical songs
- 17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
- 18: A song from the year that you were born
- 19: A song that makes you think about life
- 20: A song that has many meanings to you
- 21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
- 22: A song that moves you forward
- 23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
- 24: A song by a band you wish were still together
- 25: A song by an artist no longer living
- 26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
- 27: A song that breaks your heart
- 28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
- 29: A song that you remember from your childhood
- 30: A song that reminds you of yourself
also watching Gordon Ramsey shouting at people is oddly arousing
i have never ever found Keith Lemon funny ever and i’m okay with that
i just had pizza and chips and now i’m sleepy and happy and if you have a soft tummy or chest pls let me nap on you
